[Humour] I was supposed to be playing Clash Royale, but this one CARD…

What are you guys playing?

I’m supposed to be playing Clash Royale™ but this one card keeps kicking my ass.

Is it the Royal Ghost?

Yeah, the Royal Ghost.

What is the Royal Ghost?

Some say the Royal Ghost is the first Legendary card ever. Born from Supercell itself.

I heard, the Royal Ghost can sneak up from behind a push and take the tower faster than you can say ‘What in the Arena?’

I heard the Royal Ghost once defeated an entire swarm of Barbarians with a single blow!

But the worst part is, just when you think you’re safe, just when you think you might win… WHAM! Just like that!

That’s impossible!

The Royal Ghost has taken my tower!

Mine too!

Aw you guys, I’m sure it’s not that bad.

You have NO idea what just happened.

I might have some idea.

(Turns around and disappears like the Royal Ghost)

Footnote: About the ‘first Legendary’, I’d like to clarify that it is supposed to mean that the Royal Ghost came into existence before the other Legendaries did, in the timeline of the game. His old age from his art and his ghostly state should support this.

If this is a repost I sincerely apologise for wasting your time, please leave a comment below and I’ll delete it. I’ve sifted through posts till a few days back and haven’t found anything with the same joke.

If the formatting is poor, I also take this opportunity to sincerely apologise.

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